What's the weirdest thing you've found in a porta potty tank?
Sixteen years driving a vacuum truck, and I thought I'd seen it all. Last week, on a Monday morning service run at a downtown construction site, I pulled a full-size hard hat out of a standard unit's holding tank. Not a cheap one either, the kind with the full brim and the suspension inside. How it got past the seat hole, I have no idea. The crew foreman just shook his head and said it wasn't his. I've fished out gloves, wallets, even a set of keys once, but that hat takes the cake. What's the most surprising thing you've found in a tank? Any stories from deluxe units or restroom trailers that made you stop and stare?